I had to have an emergency cesarean with my son. Out first night home, I was terrified of opening my incision by accident, and generally exhausted and stressed from delivery. My fiancé and I sat in our bed with our beautiful baby, just talking to him and taking it all in. All of a sudden, the baby ripped a huge man-sized fart that surprised himso much he nearly cried. My fiancé was so surprised he jumped out of the bed, and I just sat there laughing 'til I had tears streaming down my face. Moral ... View the Post
Why Do I Always Have To Poop When I Go Shopping At Target?
Never anywhere else, either. Only Target. And it's never right when I get to the store either. It always happens when my cart is half full of food that's supposed to stay cold or when I'm waaaayyyy in the back of the store. Like God is watching me on the Target security cameras with his finger on the 'POOP' button, just waiting for the most inconvenient moment, giggling? I mean, how else to explain it besides divine intervention? I think it's the world's way of ... View the Post
