Waiting in Holiday lines is like the equivalent of brushing your teeth with pine needles. Waiting in line for customer service around the holidays is like getting a vacuum from your husband for Christmas instead of the Keurig you were expecting…and then brushing your teeth with pine needles.
First you have the people who spend 45 minutes in line and then fumble with multiple bags and jackets trying to find their receipt or their credit cards.
GIRL. You had 45 minutes in line to prepare for this moment. What were you doing? Dreaming of sugar plum fairies? COME ON!
Then, you have the people who want to argue with the poor customer service employees about everything under the sun.
No sir. You can’t return the item you purchased at Walmart to Target. Yes, they are aware that they stock Gold Bond here too. It still doesn’t matter. Even if you waited in this long line. The manager will tell you the same thing. No need to waste everyone’s time to page the supervisor…..wait, are they really paging the supervisor???
We’re gonna be here awhile.
Then, you have people like the one this Mom encountered at her local Kohls
This Mom is all of us.