The second I saw this photo, I’m pretty sure my soul jumped out of my body for half of a second. Can you imagine sitting down after a long day, leaning back on the couch, only to look over and see this out of the corner of your eye? I would have NOPED out of the house before anyone had the chance to tell me that it’s just a hair clip. Probably leaving a trail of pee behind me. They would find me on the curb with a torch and a gallon of gasoline.
Why does it look so spidery, though? I mean, it has eight legs and everything! Are hair clip company execs sitting around their conference room tables going “What if we made the clips look like terrifying spiders and then wait for someone to post about how they crapped their pants running away from a hair clip?! That would be great!”