Let's be real; Summer is a real jerk sometimes. I can't even walk down to get the mail without a tsunami of back sweat cascading down my buttcrack. Gross? Yes. The Truth? Absolutely. As much fun as family vacations, lemonade, and fireworks are- you'd better expect equal amounts of burning your hands on your steering wheel, swamp ass, and melty makeup. Most of the time, I opt for a bare face because it's not even worth trying to concoct a hot girl disguise only for it to peace the F out the ... View the Post
Zen and the Art of Coffee: A Guide For The Coffee Enthusiast
Coffee. That slightly bitter, nectar of the coffee cherry gods, plucked by fairies, roasted by nymphs, and delivered by unicorns. The liquid life that wakes us up every morning, keeps us conscious during daylight hours, and finishes off our day with its comforting warmth. The dark ambrosia, extracted from a bean, that we use as an excuse to gather with friends. Yes, we love our coffee. For some, a visit to Starbucks every morning will suffice. For others, a drip coffeemaker at home is a ... View the Post
DIY Rainbow Highlight
Remember that rainbow highlighter we posted about a few days ago? You know- the one that the internet went nuts over and has been out of stock ever since? Well, now you can make your own with this handy tutorial! Behold: DIY Rainbow highlight- You will need Rainbow colored eyeshadows separated into different containers A highlight, depotted. Toothpicks Droppers 70% alcohol Wax Paper Paper Towel Find out how in the video below! Don't be ... View the Post
How The Heck Do You Buy A Gift For A Vegan?!
What the heck are you supposed to buy for a vegan?! Seriously-as defined by vegan.com, “The word vegan refers to anything that’s free of animal products: no meat, milk, eggs, wool, leather, and so forth. Your sandwich, your shampoo, and your car seats are examples of items that could be vegan.” WHAT?! So, this gets considerably worse over the holidays. I mean, mall and shopping plaza parking lots are transformed into something resembling the Triwizard Maze, and, If you’re fortunate enough to ... View the Post
I Tried The Diva Cup AGAIN! Laugh With Me. Cry With Me.
So, many of you know that my most viral articles are about poop, poop, and more poop. But my most viral post of ALL TIME was about the time I couldn't remove my Diva Cup. If you like to laugh at the pain and misfortune of others- this is your moment. A Diva Cup (for those of you who don't know) is a small medical grade silicone cup that you fold up like a bizarre little vagina taco and insert during your cycle. Once inside it unfolds and settles in; creating a suction that prevents blood ... View the Post
4 Tips for Surviving Wedding Season Without Going Broke
We’ve all been there: It’s winter, and you get an elated phone call from your best gal pal from college. Within seconds of hearing her voice, you’re suffocated by both excitement and dread. She’s getting married this summer (yay!) and you’re invited (yay!) but oh wait, do you remember how much it costs just to attend a wedding (ugh!)? On average, attending a wedding will set you back $750 - $1000 or more, depending on the distance travelled and other variables like the gift you give, etc. This ... View the Post
