Never anywhere else, either. Only Target. And it’s never right when I get to the store either. It always happens when my cart is half full of food that’s supposed to stay cold or when I’m waaaayyyy in the back of the store. Like God is watching me on the Target security cameras with his finger on the ‘POOP’ button, just waiting for the most inconvenient moment, giggling? I mean, how else to explain it besides divine intervention? I think it’s the world’s way of insuring I don’t spend too much money (It is Target, after all) Is this a problem for anyone else? Or is it just me? Why do I always have to poop when I go shopping at Target?
I’d decided that I had pondered this question long enough, so I set out to do a little reseatch. First, I sent out a mass text message to my friends, and while I waited for them to respond I did a little googling.
So, I’ve established that I’m not the only one who suffers from this affliction. I, too, go to Target when I’m constipated. I have not, however, pooped on the floor at Target, like that poor fellow near the bottom of the photo. Yikes, dude.
Just when I was about to fall into the deep hole of internet searching, my friends started answering.
Some people admitted it…
I love that she just wasn’t phased.
No shame in his game
Some people said it was just me
She’s making fun of me because I don’t poop every day. THANKS KELLY.
Actually, I think she might have that one backwards…
Some people blamed coffee.
My fiancé likes to start beeping at me like a bomb when we’re out shopping and he needs to poop. The beeps get closer together as the urgency increases. He’s a wacko.
More coffee excuses…
And my Mom was just not amused
So what about you guys? Does Target make you have to go? Tell me in the comments below!